Jerry: Well, I know I could hold out longer than you.
George: Care to make it interesting?
Jerry: Sure, how much?
George: A hundred dollars.
Jerry: You’re on.
Kramer: Wait a second, wait a second. Count me in on this.
Jerry: You?
Kramer: Yeah.
Jerry: You’ll be out before we get the check.
Elaine: I want to be in on this, too.
George and Jerry: Ohh, no. No, no, no…
Elaine: Why?
Jerry: It’s apples and oranges…
Elaine: What? Why? Why?
Jerry: Because you’re a woman!
Elaine: So what?
Jerry: It’s easier for a woman not to do it than a man.
Elaine: Oh.
Jerry: We have to do it. It’s part of our lifestyle. It’s like, uh.. shaving.
Elaine: Oh, that is such bologna. I shave my legs.
Kramer: Not everyday.

Seinfeld 4.11 - “The Contest”

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   gotta love this episode.

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   I never understood why they couldn’t just LIE? Like jack off, but say nothing to the others? Why would you trust anyone...

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    such a great moment in television. also, pssssh, it is not apple and oranges.

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    My favorite episode!

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